nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
There are huge fuckin pieces of palm tree in the road. what a road hazard. as i sit here and text you as i swerve to miss them
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
Randomize
