I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
I FOUND THE LEGS
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
I knew my sister shouldn't have gone to the bacherlotte party. Two of the other brides maids have black eyes and my fiancé called me and asked if this is the crazy she's marrying
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
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