My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
Randomize
