Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
He passed out with his shoes on 20 minutes till midnight, and I didn't have a sharpie so I took the cheese whiz and filled his exposed ass crack.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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