Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
So apparently I’m into choking now
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
Randomize
