I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
Even my vagina gasped.
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
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