She announced her abortion via fbk
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
I just watched my ex butt chug a quart of eggnog. Why did I dump her again?
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
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