Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
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