good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
You randomly sent me a black Santa Claus emoji at 2am. I think alcohol was involved.
But seriously, I love having sex with you and simultaneously know I never wanna date you.
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
The FEDEX guy just cock blocked me by getting his van stuck in my driveway
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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