he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
I think I'm pregnant with his hipster baby. It keeps kicking my stomach to the beat of mgmt songs.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
giving yourself 2 days to recover i see
I'll need it. Largely because i'm going to be stumbling through fancy restaurants with a bottle of whiskey insulting couples all night.
Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
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