i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
I'll just tell your children you were the queen of drunk town and you had a giant purple monkey named bongo
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
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