I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
wait.. the condom broke. ehh whatever i think im already 2 months pregnant
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
Turns out the creepy dude who bought us tequila shots was the friend of a friend who then got us a table and several large bottles of champagne.
Never judge a man by his mustache.
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
I guess I’m only into threesomes at Halloween, because I just woke up next to “Marilyn Monroe” and “Joe DiMaggio” in their condo
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