More tranny stories later!
the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
I look better un-naked...
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
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