People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
Don't make this awkward for me. Don't let your mom come near the bathroom. I can't meet your mom for the first time while I'm shitting. Dont make this awkward.
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
Some guy in the bathroom just took his shirt off and proceeded to tell me the story behind all of his stab wounds. That's what I get for making small talk
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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