its not stalking. its research.
But, I don't have the body of a porn star, so nobody would hire me. Unless they're doing like a trip to the safari and they need an albino rhino
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
Literally the fucking master of salvaging the possibility of a blow job whilst also crushing somebody's dreams.
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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