my sisters under your porch take her home
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
i wanna give whoever invented massage chairs a blow job.
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
Saw someone get laid in the bathroom no one was wearing shoes and I had a parrot on my shoulder...I never want to leave this bar
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
Please don't give away my fajitas
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