I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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