Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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