We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
Tornado booty call.. dedication
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
Why do you need me to cover for work?
I wouldn't say NEED but lets just say I smell like guacamole and semen.
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
Randomize
