why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
I could only remember yelling "rip it down" as he ninja jumped off the bed, kicked the wall, and superman punched the fire alarm off the ceiling.
I've always wondered why you never put the hotel room in your name...
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
Dude you're alone at a bar with a woman, and you're talking about my junk?
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
Just so you know, I choose to answer your bootytext tonight because it was the most creative.
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