Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
One of my tenants at my fourplex that I own gave me a massive bag of severely dank pot and a brick of cocaine because she didn't have the cash to pay the rent. She might just be my favorite tenant!
I did not marry a roomba.
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