I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
Reading my bank statement stoned makes me feel like an adult.
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
I'm smoking pot with a man in a pink suit, size 15 wide shoes who bought his bowl from a place called Chinese Bling Bling while I'm dressed as a unicorn drinking pumpkin beer
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
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