I wish I could be a nicer person. Or a more sober one.
chick im bringing home just asked our cab driver if she could do a line off his turban. i think im in love - or trouble.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
Dude I'm pretty sure everyone in my office knows I fucked our boss...can I ask for anything better?
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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