we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
My cab driver just suggested I brush my teeth because he can smell "the party" on me.
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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