I could have mohawked her pubes.
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
Listen, i know this is weird for you, but as your fuck buddy, id prefer if you didnt fuck her.
Youre asking too much from me
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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