Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
Dude I left his house at 5:30 a.m. after you peed on his front door and then tried to fight me for my blanket. Don't even do that at my house or I will end you.
hahahahaha. Worst. Text. Ever.
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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