We named our party play list daddy issues
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
she found me naked passed out on the toilet and i just kept repeating "i'm like elvis, but not dead."
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
If you hear screaming in the middle of the night, bat got loose. Call poison control immediately and explain rabies
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
You pole danced in your parka.
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
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