I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
I told the cop to try walking in heels and he'd understand why I was walking home without then on. He told me he only does that on Wednesdays.
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
My dick has a subreddit
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
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