Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
Well the pizza delivery man was either startled or incredibly intrigued to see me skateboarding in the living room by myself at 1 in the morning in ripped pantyhose
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
It's okay, I found my phone in the toaster oven. Logical explanation: 5 martinis
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
Sorry about my life...
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
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