You know what, matt, a girl is not really that interested in a relationship if she goes down on you the first time she meets you
TRUE LIFE: my roommate is growing a bush.
better yet, TRUE LIFE: my roommates boyfriend begged her to grow a bush.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
I think my nap took me to another dimension
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
So what's the protocol on sending your exes new wife a baby shower gift that says "thanks for getting him the hell out of my life, please keep him there!"?
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
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