I'm in a subway station watching a tranny do her makeup. This is like watching a unicorn giving birth.
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
It's just like the Real World with babies
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
So the bitch asked me if I wanted the name brand or the generic contraceptive. Does it look like I want to be generically pregnant?
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
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