you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
I've been eating like all day, let me suffer my one 'Dear lord, I'm the size of a small whale. One that doesn't even need to find being killed by illegal whaling because I'm not even big enough to provide an decent blubber, but still big enough to be considered for a brief moment.' moment in peace.
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
just discovered a semi frightening wound on the side of my head that must have happened last night. if i die of a brain aneurysm, make sure they put "sorry for partying" on my gravestone.
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
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