I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
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