Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
I just had an epiphany. There is NOTHING TO STOP ME from making cake mix and eating it all instead of making a cake. It feels like my entire life has peaked at this moment.
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
then he tried to convert me to islam
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
Im sorry i offered the man at mcdonalds your hand in marriage in exchange for some french fries
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
Randomize
