So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
My vagina just recognized that song.
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
Need ride home. Girls. Stolen keg. Rolling down streets. Horny girls. No condoms. Rescue needed. girls and beer in exchange for rescue and bacon?
I. Hate. You. Where are you, are said girls cute, and how did you know I bought bacon? And how does this always happen to you?
Smarter than the average bear
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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