do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
i'd fuck the guy who invented dead baby jokes.
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
How does one acquire holy water?
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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