Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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