We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
He asked me what I wanted the cake to say and I then asked him if "I'm sorry for throwing up in your bed last night" was too long. He said it was...
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
You started sleep walking, went to my closet, tried to pee on my boots, and when I asked you what you were doing you said "I'm talking to these people about jobs"
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
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