is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
It was like the Alcoholic Olympics...double fisting fifths with eight 40s in my backpack...running from the cops in stilettos. I will have bitchin' hamstrings come Monday.
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
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