I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
You're a waste of cheezeits
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
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