I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
The seven of us sank the first paddle boat, but the second one was much nicer and we stayed afloat. Best night in a while, but we had to walk of shame for a mile.
Why are you rhyming?
Too stoned. That is how my thoughts are collecting.
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
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