I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
Randomize
