So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
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