This random guy just introduced himself then said "So, I am staying at my friends place and he has a 4 year old, so we should probably go back to your house." WTF kind of vibes do I give off?
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
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