I think i sorta joined a cult last night
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
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