WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
I don't believe in coincidence. I believe in the stars aligning perfectly to sodomise me in public. Who ever said I was cynical?
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
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