We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
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