Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
Every morning i wake up and check his twitter like a horoscope
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
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