i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
peeing in bathroom at penn station and the homeless man next to me is combing his beard with a fork...god I love new york
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
Randomize
