I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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