It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
I will give you the couch, a small portion of the fridge, and plenty of beer.
Got my future figured out. I'm oddly comforted. Thanks, bro.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
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