If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
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