Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
He had one of those small greek statue penises
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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