What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
areolas are like halos for boobs.
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
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