Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Kareoke will never be a sober sport
who knew "i drink your milkshake" would work as a pickup line
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
I’m turning 34 on Friday and I feel like the only thing I’ve accomplished in life so far is getting into pissing matches with clients
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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