you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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